Yearly Premium Membership?

A skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Gimme a beer and a mop".

I notified the admin about this one and a few other posts. Just waiting for a response.

A piece of string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says, "hey buddy didn't you see the sign? We don't serve pieces of string in here, now beat it"

sad and dejected the string walks out into the street..... Then he gets an idea. He ducks into the first alley and proceeds to tie himself into a bow and frills out his ends. He struts back into the bar. Slaps the bar top and says, " hey bar keep, need a beer over here"

The bartender says, "aren't you that same piece of string I just threw out of here???

The piece of string replies, No I'm a frayed knot ! (afraid not)

toodeep said:

I notified the admin about this one and a few other posts. Just waiting for a response.

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No worries toodeep, I was just horsing around in the waiting room.

Oh oh, my bad jokes are starting to rub off on Moose.... that can't be good.

Hey Dick. That premium membership looks good on ya!

It sure does, makes you feel more important too. Looks almost like I belong here.

Site seems faster with no ads.

Dick said:

It sure does, makes you feel more important too. Looks almost like I belong here.

Site seems faster with no ads.

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Haha got to love that status it gives. Even makes you feel and look like a person of authority 'round here. I agree with the above, it looks good on your profile.

Good Job Dick.

I want to get Lifetime Membership but I know nothing about PayPal can I pay with CC. This the only reason I'm not a member yet.

Duwop said:

I want to get Lifetime Membership but I know nothing about PayPal can I pay with CC. This the only reason I'm not a member yet.

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let me look into it and ill get back to you in a pm when i hear something

This is a response I got from the administrator on this earlier. If you want to use paypal to pay you have to set up an account with them. Once an account is set up you can use whatever form of payment, credit card, bank account, paypal account, etc.

Unfortunately, the common form of payment for memberships is done through paypal. However, the only alternate form is by mail-in check with exception. We would need the member to include the forum name, username, and type of membership.

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Wow I think I will go out back and jump thru hoops. Thanks for the info.

I hear you... That part of the forum is beyond my pay grade.